So i was walking along and i found this
and i was like: wow this is a great tree
but then i take a closer look
HOLY FU- wait hold on… What is this? LOOK CLOSER.
YOU SLOW BUT MAJESTIC BASTARD. LOOK AT YOU. YOU ARE A DAMN FINE TREE.
XD Where’s gramps?
was voldemort a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX
doing the do with you know who